Tickets? Chaka: The C.L.I.T. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. We're going to Hollywood! Chaka: Shaggy: I said you LOVE the cock. Duck, pie fucker! . I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. That shit is the mad notes. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Brodie: En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Remind me to renew that restraining order. There they are! Get that shit the fuck out of here. Jay: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. [in huddle with Damon] Look, man. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Sissy: But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. It was just a tranquilizer. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Jason Biggs: Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay: Brent: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. What if they're creating an army of them? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Brodie: Here's your coffee sir. If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? What? Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. Jay: Jay: Jay: If I go to prison will you wait for me? Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Holy shit, dude. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. It's the new millennium. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. James Van Der Beek: Whillenholly: Jay's Mother: And Tubby here is my black man servant. Jay: I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! I know it's in there! Catchy, ain't it? You should be. You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. You want some of this? Whillenholly: Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. Jay: A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. NO! What are you, fucking retarded? I'm the pie fucker. Jay: [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Holden: Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Justice: Brent: Matt Damon: Jay: Brent: Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. What you don't believe me? It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. He said he'd fuck a sheep! Watch the language, little boy! News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? That was them wasn't it? This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. What do we do with them now? [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. What is your damage, little boy. Jay: What a motherfucker, man! Are we gonna have a problem again? That's the ape. What? Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. I'll give you half of what I make. Alright. No, but it's Miramax. Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Banky: will suck your dick off if you let us go. I feel for you boys, I really do. Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Banky: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? [appears out of nowhere] Jay: Brent: Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? Wow! More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. [singing] Right. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Went to film school. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Chaka: You went to film school didn't you? [after tossing Brent out of the van] Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Jay: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Jay: Fuck them up their stupid asses. Justice: I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. But it was better than "Mallrats". Jay: And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. That's right. That's it boy, put the dick down. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Estimated time: 6 mins. In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. No, Steve. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Assistant Director(GWH 2): Fuck! Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. There are no more lines. Then you can do the art picture. See, here's the pulse. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Okay, Fucky? All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. Damn yous! Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Ben Affleck: I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! Chaka's Production Assistant: Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Whillenholly: [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. And that body? Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] I'm counting on you, Sheriff. [to Silent Bob] Free shipping for many products! Or House Party 3. Have you seen them roaming around? Randal Graves: Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Justice: Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. That's what I thought. I quit! [singing] Right. Daphne: Chaka: But funny. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. He LOVES the cock. Teen #1: Baby Jay: Banky: He's got a great sense of humor. . The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. I'm paralyzed! I'm busy. Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. After an expedient exodus . Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Look at me. Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. [appears out of nowhere] In prison, he'll be the pie. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Uh, Chaka? Eew, man, she had '70s bush. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. [the monkey has been put into a car] [to Gus Van Sant] Oh, shit, It understood us! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 So what's the deal here? Yeah, sis. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Go to hell! Brodie: Sorry, Justice. Banky: You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". A day. Will you fuck me when you get out? Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Holden: I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Where we taking it from, Gus? And for the record, I ain't gay. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. We've got a mystery to solve! You know what? Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Chaka's Production Assistant: This guy'll suck your dick. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. A monkey? I'd do anything for you. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Echo Base: Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. Jay: Matt Damon: Echo Base: [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Devil Jay 2: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Whillenholly: It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. What the fuck are you talking about? / We smoke the blunts. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? Jules Asner: Holden: Teen #2: No the clit is real. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot.
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